We wish to express our apologies to all those who have patiently waited for delayed merchandise orders. (Here it comes) We all have full-time jobs and families and sometimes it's hard to stay ahead of the many tasks we've undertaken here at Fun Club Headquarters.(boo hoo) We are still working out a few bugs so please be gracious and forgiving. If any of you have been waiting for a truly ridiculous amount of time for an order (over three months?) please write us, we may have lost your order!! It has happened. 
 

 We'd like you to meet Kishor Kumar Gokula, the Swirling Eddies Fun Club Compassion child. We are sponsoring little Kishor through Compassion International with proceeds from our merchandise. He is seven years old and lives with his mother and father in India. If you would like to write to Kishor or would like to sponsor a chid of your own, write to: 
            Compassion International 
           P.O. Box 7000 
            Colorado Springs. CO 80933 
Kishor's number is IN-671-0171. 

STATEMENT OF PURPOSE
Our Goal is to be half as funny as a letter from Robert Tilton. If we ever reach this goal, our jobs will be done and our mission here on this earth complete.

Write to Camarillo and the boys at:
3334 E. PAcific Coast Hwy
Suite 278
Corona Del Mar, CA 92625
Write us at the address below.

 This issue was brought to you by SPAM, "The Breakfast of Really Weird People" , and by Swirling Eddies Toothpaste, "makes your teeth Rock Star white!". 
This entire newsletter was designed on the Macintosh Ilx using Quark XPress and Adobe Photoshop. 
Editor: Simeon Kese 
Design & Layout: Jacques Squatte 
Swirling Eddies Fun Club 
P.O. Box 20233 
El Cajon, CA 92021
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El Cajon, CA
 

 
 
 
Ed Head 
8628 Sunset Strip 
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