VOLUME I ISSUE 2

Hello again to all you little "eddies" out there. We're 
back!! Welcome to the 2nd edition of the Swirling 
Eddies Spinning Vortex Fun Club Newsletter. 
      We hope that by now all of you fine people have experienced the 
joy and wonder of "OUTDOOR ELVIS", the second monumental 
musical masterpiece by the Swirling Eddies. With twenty-one! 
songs, clocking in over an hour, this album is certain to become a 
classic. Conceptually exploring the theme of idolatry in our society 
(both secular and religious), Camarillo Eddy has written some of his 
most incisive lyrics yet. Songs Iike Attack of the Pulpit Masters; Hide 
the Beer, the Pastor's Here and Urban Legends brandish that 
infamous two-edged sword of biting, hilarious satire and profound 
spiritual truth, while Blowing Smoke; Billy Graham; and Strange 
Days reveal the tender, sensitive heart of the prophet. Brief snatches 
of musical insanity(such as Arthur Fhardy's Yodeling Party and 
CoCo, the talking guitar) add a spice of levity , rounding out the 
album in classical DA fashion. Musically, Outdoor Elvis picks up 
where Let's Spin left off, with a myriad of classic rock stylings, char- 
acterized by infectious rhythms and unbridled guitar. Those of us 
who've followed the band over the years will most certainly 
appreciate the range of nuances in Camarillo's vocal deliveries. 
Concieved this past summer, the album was written and recorded in 
a matter of weeks and was engineered by the newest member of the 
Eddies, Prickly Disco, who also contributes some instrumental 
embellishments and shares a duet with Camarillo. Frontline Records 
reports that the album is doing very well in the marketplace and 
boasts the Eddies' first NUMBER ONE! single: Driving in Enpland
 
AD-ROCK FEVER SMITES THE EDDIES
AUSTIN, MN- Those enigmatic superstars, the Swirling Eddies, have 
signed an exclusive multi-dollar contract with the Hormel Company of 
Austin, Minnesota in yet another cheesy corporate sponsorship deal. 
Hormel has bought the rights to the song "Let's Spin" for use in their 
upcoming MTV ad campaign for their canned, processed luncheon meat. 
The chorus will reportedly be rewritten "Let's SPAM, everybody let's 
SPAM!!". Hormel will also be underwriting the 'Eddies" upcoming world 
tour where the boys will be breaking down the barriers of rock fashion with 
their new "SPAMdex" rock pants. The 'Eddies' have proven once again that 
they are the cutting edge of modern music. Group spokesman Camarillo 
Eddy believes this new innovation could save hundreds of dollars in food 
expenses as well by simply scraping off their pants after the gig and making 
little finger "spamwiches" for those wild post-gig parties the 'Eddies' are 
so famous for The Hormel Co. declined to comment on the deal. 
 
 
The Swirling Eddies "making faces".
EDDIES RESCUED FROM VIDEO LIMBO 
      The epic video "Spittle and Phlegm", which spent not a few 
months in rock purgatory, was released to mainly rave reviews (and 
some audible groaning) at the first of the year. This forty-five minute 
"schlockumentary" has raised quite a few eyebrows and has sent 
most of us to the floor, clutching our sides with laughter. The 
centerpiece of the tape, the innovative concept video of "I've Got an 
Idea", proves once again that you don't need a huge budget (or any 
budget for that matter!!) to be creative. The first part of the video, a 
bizzare silhouetted interview of Camarillo recounting the completely 
ludicrous history of the band, is filled with actual footage of some of 
the cheesiest acts in show business history. It's the ultimate parody. 
Gall it the Anti-Video. The Un-Video, if you will.The rest of the tape is 
home video footage of DA's trip to England and their reenactment of 
a pub brawl on stage at Greenbelt. For those who were hoping for 
some actual footage of the Eddies, take heart, we're working on it! 
Look for a new video this summer. 
      During the tremendous delay, those who ordered the video 
received a special collector's video in the form of "Camarillo's 
Apology", where Cam apologized for the delay and basically told 
everybody: "Hey, get off my back, it's COMING!!". This special video 
also included an impromptu, lip-synced rendition of Mystery Baby-  
lon from Outdoor Elvis. It's a classic. 
 

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