| Dear Eddies,
I have the rock hair like the Eddies, the rock pants, the rock shirt, and the rock shoes. Am I missing something ? Woooh Nelllyyy!
Dear Brian, You're missing plenty, pal ! Our "Swirling Eddie Junk Pile" order form will get you on the right track to being the 'Eddie Freak' you were born to be. Order the "Swirling Eddies Tooth Paste" and you'll not only have the rock hair, the rock pants, the rock shirt, and the rock shoes, but you'll have the rock breath too ! Hey Eddies !, Your album "Let's Spin" is totally awesome ! My whole family enjoys it. In fact, my dad is so into it he hasn't quit spinning now for three months. He's lost his job, and my mom and I are a little concerned. What should we do ? Help !
Dear Jessy, Your father is suffering from a disease called C.O.T.F.
(Currys on the Floor). The best remedy for C.O.T.F. is soothing gentle
music. For Swirling Eddies C.O.T.F. however, a certain kind of gentle
music is needed, namely Swirling Eddies music ! In our order form
you can order the cassette tape entitled "Swirling Eddies Mellow". The
same songs found on "Let's Spin" are on this tape, however each song has
been rearranged into mellow, relaxing instrumental tracks guaranteed to
calm the savage beast !
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MEET....
GENE POOL Gene Pool is the first of a long line of test tube babies, gestated
in the third series of xanthum oxide compounds
SPOT LIGHT ON "SPOT" Little is known about the man called, simply, "Spot" and he,
perhaps, will always remain an |
BUT SERIOUSLY
FOLKS........ "So I come back to where I began, to that other king, one Jesus; to the Christian notion that man's efforts to make himself personally and collectively happy in earthly terms are doomed to failure. He must indeed, as Christ said, be born again, be a new man or he is nothing. So at least I have concluded having failed to find in past experience, present dilemmas, and future expectations any alternate proposition. As far as I am concerned, it is Christ or nothing". Malcolm Muggridge "Jesus Rediscovered" 
"Let's have a Burger Bash!" NEXT ISSUE... 
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(chewing
gum rust). When he was a young boy of two, living in Hoboken,Gene won first
place in a national "name that germ" contest. He was awarded a lifetime
supply of specimen jars and an electric guitar. His guitar playing was
soon good enough to prompt Camarillo into drafting Gene into the Swirling
Eddies. Pool's fluid style of guitar playing has earned him the nickname
"Slime Ball" and when he's really cookin' before a live audience, Gene
has been known to leave glistening snail like tracks on the stage floor.
enigma
to the rest of the members of the Swirling Eddies as well as the fans.
A reclusive man of few words,Spot refuses to talk about his past,hinting
only that "Ruth Buzzy was and still is a big part of it".That's all anyone
knows.
